Im too scared to go docters but how do i no if i have a std. i keep having a yellowy discharge in my knickers? what is it does anyone no and please dont take the piss with answers as im deadly serious. thank you |
| the more you hold off.. the worse things could get. do the mature thing and get to a doctor |
Do women have sguymarks in their knickers lol? i know a girl who dropped her cecks in an alley to have a piss. wen we looked she had wot appeared 2 be sguys in her undies, according 2 her it was chocolate that her bro put in em 4 a joke |
ok first of all... EW!!! gross :S
and second of all why the hell was you looking? :S |
I have to change my knickers twice a day is that normal? if i dont it will smelly of piss |
| You may have Urinary Incontinence-- see a doctor. |
America - why do you get your knickers in a knot over burning a flag - its only a flag!? People burn flags cos there pissed off with an elected administration - why take it personally? |
dumb arsse hillbilly rednecks get upset over it, and the politicians know this. So, every election year, they get all the morons in an uproar over a flag protection amendment to the constitution, which brings them out in droves to the election booths. They also get the opportunity to point to their opponets that voted the amendment down.
The flag stands for freedom. One of those freedoms is the freedom to oppose the government and demonstrate (or at least it was until the Bush adminstration took over). If burning the flag is how best to express one's opinion of the current government, then the flag that represents the constitution should protect that individual. Until some dumb arsse hillbilly redneck sees it, and then promptly kicks the sh!t out of said burner. |
What are peoples views on the whole brand and ross media situation ? my opinion was it was a JOKE they are paid comedians they are well known for taking the piss, etc i think it way over proportion, and andrews granddaughter who they say is Innocent party, she is in a band called something... slags where she dances in knickers bras and ssuspendersetc ,,,,,, just want peoples views |
Blown up out of all proportion.
'We know of no spectacle so ridiculous as the British public in one of its periodic fits of morality.'
There is far worse stuff on every week. |
How can I hide my smell? I've got a really week bladder and I keep peeing myself. I even use meternity towels and my knickers are still really wet... my pee really smells and I've been to the docter and they won't do anything.
All the people at collage call me 'piss pants' bcus I smell really bad and I've tried everything!! I have evan peed myself in the dinner hall and I have no freiends.
I've got no frenind bcuz of dis and i go home and cry to my teddy |
| Oh Robyn, I feel for you. If what your saying is true, my suggestion would be that you try to drink as little as possible while your away from any toilets. As regards the smell you need to bathe everyday until you get your urination under control.. |
My guy is a pain in the knickers? She's 6 and I let her watch The Exorcist, and now whenever I have company, she comes downstairs, points at a random person, says, "You're gonna die up there." And pisses on the floor. I took her to a doctor but she always hides somewhere in the building and we won't find her forever. I told her she was being weird and she won't stop. It's just annoying. She ALWAYS copies movies or things from movies. You don't even wanna know what she did after we watched Planet of the Apes! Please help me? I don't know what to do. |
| Here's a suggestion, take her to age appropriate movies and be a better role model. |
My new Girlfriend , was all warm.....and very wet....? I have always liked older women , even as a young boy,because they would be sexually experienced,and know what it was all about and I suppose that,image has always stayed with me and as I have got older of course the ladies have got older.
I was parked up in a layby , with my latest girlfriend,and we stopped and chatted for a while and it was obvious , that she wanted something more !
Our lips met , and the excitement and sexual tension grew..
I stroked her hair and kissed her neck..she gasped as she got more excited..
I stroked her ample breasts..she immediately started gasping and breathing heavy..I thought she was having an asthma attack..but I carried on anyway...
I moved my hand, to the top of her leg..beneath her skirt..
I could feel she was warm..very warm..wet..very wet..
I said to hair in my sexiest voice..you are very warm very wet..are you excited ?
She said no..I've Pissed my knickers !
I'm thinking of going out with younger ladies now.....haha ! |
| LMAO!!! your crazy *** hell dude! |
Why did the washing machine laugh? it was taking the piss out of the knickers! |
| ha ha ha ha ha I like your style.someone with a funny joke for a change. |
Funny joke- laugh or crowbar...? Why was the washing machine laughing so much?
'cause it was taking the piss out of the knickers!!! |
hahaha....good one....
check this one toooo.......have fun
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a guy of their own. After weeks of consultation with Doctors and Psychiatrists the two decided to mix their sperm and implant it into a willing surrogate mother.
Soon they learned that the procedure had worked and that the surrogate was pregnant and doing well. After the usual period of time they got the call they were waiting for...their baby was born!
So they rushed to the hospital to see the little one. Looking through the viewing glass they noticed several newborn girls in a row...all of which were crying and carrying on intensely. Then they spotted a cute little baby boy at the end of the row, smiling and looking at them with great joy...this little baby had to be theirs.
Soon they saw a nurse and she confirmed that yes, indeed the peaceful little boy was their son. They started congratulating each other, saying how lucky they are that they have such a perfectly happy well behaved son.
The nurse, hearing this, said "He may look happy now, but you should see him when we take the pacifier out of his ***! |